NBAF Parking Offenses Hall of Shame!

Welcome to the NBAF Parking Offenses Hall of Shame!

You know who you are. Or maybe you don’t—either way, we’re here to help. Around here, we keep it real and keep it lokal, which includes calling out the worst of the worst parking faux pas in New Braunfels. From crossing the line like you’re running the Comal to hogging two spots like you’re on vacation, we’ve seen it all.

This isn’t just a list—it’s a public service announcement for all the curbs, sidewalks, and reserved spots you’re blocking like it’s your personal driveway. Consider it your official “Bless Your Heart” for not knowing how to park like a true lokal.

And because calling out bad parking deserves style and substance, these cards are printed on 16pt superior uncoated stock—the kind of sturdy, high-quality stock that makes sure your message lands with a thump. With top-tier quality, service, and turnaround, you can be sure these cards will make an impression. So go ahead—grab one, slip it under that windshield wiper, and help us keep New Braunfels parking on point.

Scroll down to see the official NBAF Parking Offenses—memorize them, because we’re watching. And remember, if you park like a Californian… go back to the beach, buddy.