Terms of service

Last updated: May 1, 2025

1. Who We Are

We’re NewBraunfelsAF (aka New Braunfels As F*ck), a fun-loving, locally-inspired brand based in Texas. We sell products that represent the loud, proud, and sometimes-sarcastic spirit of our river town.

2. By Using This Site, You Agree To...

• Be cool. No hacking, spamming, or shady behavior.
• Use our stuff (products, content, designs) for personal, non-commercial use—unless you’ve got a vendor agreement with us.
• Not copy, resell, or pretend you’re us. That’s just rude.

3. Orders + Payments

When you place an order, you agree to pay for it. Wild, right? We accept most major payment methods. All prices are in USD. If something gets messed up (like tech glitches or a shirt goes out of stock), we’ll do our best to fix it fast.

4. Shipping + Returns

You can find all the juicy details here. Quick version: We ship fast, and if something’s wrong, let us know within 14 days. We want you happy—but we’re not Amazon.

5. Intellectual Property

All designs, content, images, and phrases are owned by us unless otherwise noted. Don’t swipe our stuff. If you want to collaborate, let’s talk.

6. User Content

If you tag us or submit content (like photos or reviews), you’re cool with us using it for marketing—unless you say otherwise. We promise not to be weird about it.

7. Limitation of Liability

We’re not responsible if the site glitches, your tube pops, or you wear our shirt and someone offers to buy you a beer. Use our products and site at your own risk (and with your best river judgment).

8. Privacy

We respect your data and don’t sell your personal info. Read our full Privacy Policy for the details.

9. Changes to These Terms

We can update these Terms from time to time, and we’ll post the latest version here. Your continued use of the site means you accept any changes.

10. Questions?

Hit us up via our Contact Page if you’ve got questions, ideas, or a legal degree and think we missed something.